The Liquor Is Quicker Diet by Grady J. Daniels

Author:Grady J. Daniels
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: humor, funny, diet, weight loss, recipes, low carb, diet recipes, atkins, easy diet, low carb recipes

Now another important part of R.T.F.L. is to pay close attention to the serving size. I ain’t even gonna pretend to know what species of pygmy monkey critter them folks over at the FDA are using to determine the serving size on these labels, but I’m telling you right now they are bat sh*t crazy. I mean, when have you ever, and I mean ever, eaten one tablespoon of peanut butter? What kind of crazy ass bullsh*t is that, right? A half a cup of anything will barely fit on my fork. And get this...you know that regular 16oz. can of vegetables that every supermarket in the world sells? It’s three and a half effing servings. I sh*t you not. See! I told you those bastards were liars!

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